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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle **

Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle **

Thursday, 22 October 2026
8:00 PM – 9:45 PM
TBC
Comedy

The Stand Comedy Club

31 High Bridge, Newcastle upon Tyne NE1 1EW, UK, NE1 1EW

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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You

The grumpiest uncle in showbiz is back.

Fresh from travelling the world (and smashing it as a top husband and bunny-stepdad), the UK’s leading de-influencer returns with a brand-new stand-up show. Expect fresh jokes, furious rants and ridiculous stories - all delivered with Tez’s trademark smart, silly and subversive humour.Star of: Man Like Mobeen (BBC Three), Live at the Apollo (BBC Two), Fighting Talk (BBC Radio 5 Live) and Sunday Times bestselling author of The Secret Diary of a British Muslim Aged 13 3/4.

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Last checked 18 September 2026 · Last updated 21 August 2026.

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