Turbo Spaghetti

Prepare for deals like you've never ever seen before! Meals for your ears spilled across the dancefloor! Turbo Spaghetti returns to bring you the sequel at least three people asked for… BIGGER, LONGER, WIGGLIER, and WRONGER than the one before!

We found some inventory anomalies during a routine scan of the Turbo Spaghetti warehouse, and figured- what better way to dispose of these untaxed, festival-tainted goods than a short notice, fully interactive or immersive, ultra-buzzword-ive, 10 HOUR LONG closing down sale!

Most of our stock has never been seen in Birmingham stores before, so we recommend getting on these deals as fast as you can! We will be fully displaying everything we have on offer through the most commercially viable medium: music and dance!

Grab your tickets while stocks last, then make your way down to our distribution center at The Drop Inn in Digbeth on the 26th of September.

Arrive early with a full day ticket (5pm - 3am) to catch all of our hottest deals, or settle for just a night ticket (9pm - 3am) to hit the ground scorching and kickstart your shopping spree!

A limited amount of EARLY BIRD tickets are available NOW. How many are there, you might ask? Who knows? Not you! Just be grateful we offered them!

Our full-fledged venue for commercially successful enterprises has everything you might think of: a dance floor, a furnished relaxation floor, a social smoking floor, several bathroom floors, and more!

If at any point you find your shopping experience to be too much, or too little, you may also retreat to our food sampling station, our sensory overwhelm corner, or you may simply leave the venue and come back later!

You don’t want to miss these bargains…

DJ Can’t Say No

Brighton’s beloved Clown Queen of Donk, will serve up a silly storm of donks, kicks, and dutty beats. If she’s on the phone during her set, she’s taking the nostalgic banger orders with extra cheese. Want to talk to the manager? You better know the chorus!

soundcloud: djcantsayno

Bobby Starchild

Did somebody say Breakcoooore? Bobby Starchild’s TV-infused, extra-eclectic, hyper-electronic blend of breaks, kicks, rave and punk elements will have you smashing plates after you’ve hoovered down your main course. Leeds’s answer to “What noise should a washing machine make then?”

soundcloud: bobby-starchild

MEOWMEOW

Cat inspired breakcore, jungle, tekno, terror, and more. One trip from the Netherlands to the second city wasn’t enough so he’s back to delight again with glitches, stitches, and lots of kickses.

soundcloud: meowmeowcore

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Alterum

From the cringeposting trenches of Mums Against Donk comes the warm, cozy, familiar headlock and noogie you always deserved. If your Slipknot lockscreen is also hiding a nude Crazy Frog wallpaper, your palate should be at the right address. Forget about growing up - here’s Donk with a capital D. The D stands for Danger!

soundcloud: user-688789350

Spring Boot

Did you pack your glowsticks and whistle? Or maybe a worm on a string and headtorch? You’ll want to be ready for this high-pitched wave of total xstacy! Get ready to find out how many hops per minute 12” converts to, with an hour of happy hardcore wrapped in a warm and colorful vinyl fleece!

mixcloud: spring_boot

Tommy Sinewave

Only the finest in questionable taste, curated for the girls, gays, and theys. Attendance is mandatory at this unsanctioned marriage of disco, grime, pop, and dubstep! An elusive offline figure, made in Brum and ruined in Brizzle, their tainted wubs will help you rediscover the crucial F-words: Fun, Fury, and FILTH.

Shall We?

Strap in as Brum’s joy-studded hug dealer throws open the doors and gets your heart bouncing towards the dancefloor! For two hours they’ll make sure you’re mentally, emotionally, and spiritually prepared for what will follow. Expect a bassy simmer turning into a rapid, funky boil!

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Mr Flumpy

Bristol-based multigenre button wizard and twisted marshmallow enthusiast. A quick sweet treat to keep you up through the end of the night as the piep- and microwave kicks blast through that tooth enamel. Hope you’re ready to only eat soft pasta from now on.

mixcloud: Mr_Flumpy

2CElia

Turbo Spaghetti’s resident and co-founder will tantalise each tastebud with a cheese board of early Dutch/European happy hardcore, and a splash of techno/frenchcore to commemorate the music of Mat Weasel Busters.

soundcloud: 2-c-elia